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Why Killing A Lion Is The Most Cowardly Thing You Can Do

November 22, 2013
“An incredible day hunting in South Africa! Stalked inside 60 yards on this beautiful male lion…what a hunt!”
independent.co.uk

Yikes.

The lion she hunted was in an official game park in South Africa, so technically it was totally legal.

But for anyone who has been on safari in Africa, you know just how fucked up it is to kill a lion.

 

I spent a few days in Botswana last month with lion experts and filmmakers, Beverly and Dereck Joubert.

I spent a few days in Botswana last month with lion experts and filmmakers, Beverly and Dereck Joubert.

The two of them have been researching lions for 30 years. They’ve made 25 films for National Geographic and their 26th is called Game of Lions. It’s premiering on Nat Geo Wild as part of Big Cat Week on Dec. 1.

One thing that the Jouberts said to me that really stuck was, “Hunting a lion is the most cowardly thing you can do.”

One thing that the Jouberts said to me that really stuck was, "Hunting a lion is the most cowardly thing you can do."

So when Melissa Bachman posted that picture, I was very unimpressed. Also disgusted.

From spending some time on the safari, I also realized there were a few gaps in her story.

First off, “stalking” lions means you have a guide. That guide takes you out in a big van.

First off, "stalking" lions means you have a guide. That guide takes you out in a big van.

Our guide’s name was James.

You find buffalo.

You find buffalo.

Matt Stopera

It’s not always buffalo, but generally the lions stay close to animals they’re hunting.

And BOOM. There’s a lion sitting in the shade. Relaxing.

And BOOM. There's a lion sitting in the shade. Relaxing.

Now for the lions themselves.

Here were three things I learned:
1. Lions are big cats (duh). They act like them too.
2. They just sleep and sit around all day, like cats.
3. Lions do not give a shit about you. They see you as that big van. They don’t mess with you.

There was one instance when we were out with the lions and they sat next to our truck and used it as shade. They were literally three feet away from us.

There was one instance when we were out with the lions and they sat next to our truck and used it as shade. They were literally three feet away from us.

Beverly Joubert

That’s me. Sry.

Here a male lion is walking right next to the car I’m in.

Here a male lion is walking right next to the car I'm in.

Beverly Joubert

Like, I am straight up chilling next to a pride of lions.

Like, I am straight up chilling next to a pride of lions.

Beverly Joubert

Still just sitting there. They aren’t moving.

Still just sitting there. They aren't moving.

Beverly Joubert

We actually had to start the engine to startle them a bit so they would walk away from the shade of our truck.

Just to show you how incredibly difficult it is to hunt a lion…here’s a selfie I took next to one.

Just to show you how incredibly difficult it is to hunt a lion...here's a selfie I took next to one.

Matt Stopera

As you can see, the lion tried to run away from us.

As you can see, the lion tried to run away from us.

Matt Stopera

JK, he fell asleep…

JK, he fell asleep...

…and tried to block the light from his eyes.

...and tried to block the light from his eyes.

To sum things up: Hunting a lion isn’t very hard. To kill a lion you have to be a coward.

Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/why-killing-a-lion-is-the-most-cowardly-thing-you-can-do

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One Comment leave one →
  1. sad sad sad permalink
    November 25, 2013 8:23 pm

    That chick should be shot, Why do we do this?? I would rather see South Africa get exploited for oil or something. This is just ridiculous. Maybe they should set it up like the most dangerous game. Maybe use inmates that are on death row?? It would be cheaper and the private prisons could make money.

    Crazy, not a fan of the world we live in right now. We got to try harder to change this.

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